{"id":1208,"date":"2017-05-09T22:49:21","date_gmt":"2017-05-09T20:49:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lakunda.cz\/?p=1208"},"modified":"2017-05-10T07:50:06","modified_gmt":"2017-05-10T05:50:06","slug":"jo-valassko-to-je-porno-karlovska-50-na-bezkach-a-mauglac-report-ze-zavodu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lakunda.cz\/?p=1208","title":{"rendered":"Jo Vala\u0161sko, to je porno &#8211; Karlovsk\u00e1 50 na b\u011b\u017ek\u00e1ch a Maugl\u00e1\u010d. Report ze z\u00e1vod\u016f"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A u\u017e se zase bl\u00ed\u017e\u00ed ten hrozn\u00fd p\u00e1te\u010dn\u00ed ve\u010der, kdy jsem zalezlej ve sklep\u011b, stahuju vosk a ma\u017eu nov\u00fd. Furt na telefonu konzultuju s\u00a0Pipem, co teda na ty ly\u017ee napatlat. Jedinou spole\u010dnost mn\u011b d\u011bl\u00e1 basa lahv\u00e1\u010d\u016f.<\/p>\n<p>P\u0159itom ten t\u00fdden za\u010d\u00ednal tak hezky \u2013 v\u00a0ned\u011bli ve\u010der jsme s\u00a0pocitem dob\u0159e odveden\u00e9 \u201epr\u00e1ce\u201c p\u0159ijeli ze z\u00e1vodu LaDiagonela a vypadalo to na kr\u00e1sn\u00fd odpo\u010dinkov\u00fd \u010das, s\u00a0maxim\u00e1ln\u011b hezkou vyj\u00ed\u017e\u010fkou od hospody k\u00a0hospod\u011b, na vyso\u010din\u011b.<\/p>\n<p>Jen\u017ee tak jak spr\u00e1vn\u00fd ochlasta, u\u017e ve st\u0159edu zapomene na ned\u011bln\u00ed p\u0159edsevzet\u00ed, \u017ee u\u017e nikdy nebo aspo\u0148 ne dal\u0161\u00ed v\u00edkend, tak i my od p\u016flky t\u00fddne serfujeme po netu a hled\u00e1me web s\u00a0nejoptimisti\u010dt\u011bj\u0161\u00ed p\u0159edpov\u011bd\u00ed po\u010das\u00ed pro Beskydy. Ve \u010dtvrtek vol\u00e1m do Velk\u00fdch Karlovic, jak\u00fd jsou podm\u00ednky ,\u00a0co se ma\u017ee a v\u00a0p\u00e1tek s\u00a0vyplazen\u00fdm jazykem honem odevzd\u00e1me d\u011bcka k\u00a0na\u0161im a val\u00edme patlat vosky.<\/p>\n<p>\u00dapln\u011b hotovej pad\u00e1m do betle, t\u011b\u0161\u00edm se a\u017e to bude za n\u00e1ma.<\/p>\n<p>Boris chyt\u00e1 r\u00fdme\u010dku, tak jedeme jen ve \u010dty\u0159ech \u2013 Janina, Jitka, Jirka, j\u00e1.<\/p>\n<p>Karlovsk\u00e1 50 \u2013 prost\u011b kr\u00e1sa, vala\u0161sk\u00e1 Marcialonga. Autem a\u017e ke stadionu, fantastick\u00e9 z\u00e1zem\u00ed v Z\u0160, kde je teplo, k\u00a0dispozici sprchy, sk\u0159\u00ed\u0148ky se z\u00e1mkem, spousta m\u00edsta, \u00fa\u017easn\u011b fajn lidi, na start p\u011b\u0161ky 2 minuty. Venku -10C, slun\u00ed\u010dko, na za\u010d\u00e1tku snad 20 stop, na n\u011b jen 600 z\u00e1vodn\u00edk\u016f, par\u00e1da.<\/p>\n<p>Zase ta nervozita, jak to dopadne, jestli nevytuhnu a jestli jsem se vysral dostate\u010dn\u011b nebo budu muset b\u011bhem z\u00e1vodu zalezt n\u011bkam do z\u00e1v\u011bje, jako kdy\u017e Pe\u0165an b\u011bhem maratonu ve V\u00eddni kadil v\u00a0Pr\u00e1tru.<\/p>\n<p>Posledn\u00ed uji\u0161t\u011bn\u00ed s\u00a0Pipkinem, \u017ee jedeme na pohodu a je tady start. Let\u00edme na pln\u00fd kule, za chvilku stoup\u00e1me do sjezdovky-pochopiteln\u011b na krev. Bohu\u017eel jsme docela promazali, tak\u017ee ly\u017ee moc nejedou. N\u00e1sleduje dal\u0161\u00ed velk\u00e9 stoup\u00e1n\u00ed a t\u011b\u017ek\u00fd sjezd do \u00fadol\u00ed. Tam za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 ta n\u00e1dhera \u2013 pod\u00e9l \u0159\u00ed\u010dky, mezi domama, p\u0159es mostky, nah\u00e1zen\u00fd silnice, u stop (kter\u00fdch je st\u00e1le 6) fand\u00ed velk\u00e1 spousta lid\u00ed. Val\u00edme soupa\u017e a je n\u00e1m fajn. Zp\u00e1tky neznateln\u00e9 kles\u00e1n\u00ed, kter\u00e9 ale dost pom\u00e1h\u00e1, \u010dlov\u011bk m\u00e1 pocit jakej je bour\u00e1k a jak mu to jede. Kdy\u017e u\u017e vid\u00edme stadion, najednou tra\u0165 prudce odbo\u010d\u00ed doleva do kopce, za kterej by se nestyd\u011bl ani Joska Rakoncaj. N\u00e1sleduje n\u011bkolik supr zhup\u016f a sjezd do Karlovic. Po pr\u016fjezdu stadionu n\u00e1s cel\u00e1 trasa \u010dek\u00e1 je\u0161t\u011b jednou. Jsme na 27.km, mezi\u010das je 1:35, nikdo ve stop\u011b nezavaz\u00ed, tak by to snad pod ty 3h mohlo vyj\u00edt. Jen\u017ee teorie je p\u011bkn\u00e1, ale \u2026 Asi na 40.km vol\u00e1m na Pipa, \u017ee ho neuvis\u00edm, a\u0165 jede vst\u0159\u00edc sl\u00e1v\u011b.<\/p>\n<p>C\u00edlem proj\u00ed\u017ed\u00edm v\u00a0\u010dase 3:14, m\u00edsto vyd\u00fdch\u00e1n\u00ed do m\u011b pan\u00ed v\u00a0kroji nalije slivovicu, prost\u011b Vala\u0161sko. Pipkin u\u017e \u010dek\u00e1, dojel za 3:11, jdeme na pivo. Atmosf\u00e9ra je \u00fa\u017easn\u00e1, tak\u017ee ta hodina ne\u017e p\u0159ijede Ja\u0148ula, ute\u010de rychle. Kdyby se nekochala, d\u00e1 to pod 4, p\u0159ij\u00ed\u017ed\u00ed v\u00a0\u010dase lehce nad. Jdeme do \u0161koly na j\u00eddlo \u2013 nikdo nechce \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 l\u00edstky, pol\u00edvka, gul\u00e1\u0161 kolik kdo chce a hlavn\u011b to\u010den\u00e9 pivo &#8211; v dne\u0161n\u00ed dob\u011b, kdy sportovci p\u0159ece nepijou a proto jsou po maratonu pln\u00fd v\u0161echny hospody a matonkou se pln\u00ed Vltava, \u00fapln\u00fd z\u00e1zrak.<\/p>\n<p>Jitule dojede pod 5h, \u0161\u0165astn\u00e1 tak moc, \u017ee nezabouchne box na ly\u017ee a po cest\u011b j\u00ed ulet\u00ed a\u017e na n\u011bkam za Ural. Zakon\u010d\u00edme na KD, lijem. V\u00a0ned\u011bli v\u0161echno bol\u00ed, d\u011bti na n\u00e1s nask\u00e1\u010dou a sv\u011bt je kr\u00e1sn\u00fd.<\/p>\n<p>Je p\u00e1tek, zase to hrozn\u00fd maz\u00e1n\u00ed. Prej, \u017ee tento v\u00edkend nic. V\u00a0t\u00fddnu volal t\u00e1ta, \u017ee je v\u00a0Blatin\u00e1ch Maugl\u00edho memori\u00e1l a mus\u00edme se z\u00fa\u010dastnit. Jednak proto, \u017ee Maugl\u00ed by byl r\u00e1d a jednak pro h\u00e1jen\u00ed rodinn\u00e9 cti \u2013 t\u00e1ta p\u00e1rkr\u00e1t st\u00e1l na bedn\u011b. Ned\u011ble je zaji\u0161t\u011bn\u00e1 \u2013 na z\u00e1vod jednotlivc\u016f p\u0159ijede s\u00e9gra a\u017e z\u00a0Emeriky a ta um\u00ed. No j\u00e1 mus\u00edm zabodovat v\u00a0sobotn\u00ed \u0161tafet\u011b. Jdeme do ni s\u00a0Borisem a Pipkinem.<\/p>\n<p>Klasick\u00e1 lezeck\u00e1 akce \u2013 m\u00e1 se za\u010d\u00edt v\u00a011h, ale start se posune na 9h. Kluci jsou kdesi ve stop\u011b a tak prvn\u00ed \u00fasek b\u011b\u017e\u00edm j\u00e1, i kdy\u017e nem\u00e1m \u010d\u00edslo. Tam kde by se dalo jet, se propadaj\u00ed h\u016flky, s\u00a0kopce zase ledov\u00e1 plotna. I tak docela postupujeme. M\u00e1me v\u00a0tom bordel &#8211; ani nev\u00edme a nezji\u0161\u0165ujeme jak jsme na tom. D\u011b\u0165\u00e1tka jely sv\u016fj z\u00e1vod, proto z\u016fst\u00e1v\u00e1me na vyhl\u00e1\u0161en\u00ed. No a sv\u011bte div se, jsme druz\u00ed. To je p\u0159ece par\u00e1da. V\u00a0ned\u011bli s\u00e9gra vyhraje baby. To\u017e tak v\u00a0zim\u011b u n\u00e1s.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Karlovsk\u00e1 50, (28.01.2017), <a href=\"http:\/\/www.karlovska50.cz\">www.karlovska50.cz<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Maugl\u00edho Memori\u00e1l, (11.02.2017), <a href=\"http:\/\/www.maugli.cz\">www.maugli.cz<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.lakunda.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/16265380_10212561174972783_768252340100003587_n.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1214 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lakunda.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/16265380_10212561174972783_768252340100003587_n-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.lakunda.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/16265380_10212561174972783_768252340100003587_n-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.lakunda.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/16265380_10212561174972783_768252340100003587_n.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A u\u017e se zase bl\u00ed\u017e\u00ed ten hrozn\u00fd p\u00e1te\u010dn\u00ed ve\u010der, kdy jsem zalezlej ve sklep\u011b, stahuju vosk a ma\u017eu nov\u00fd. Furt na telefonu konzultuju s\u00a0Pipem, co teda na ty ly\u017ee napatlat&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1208","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lakunda-team"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lakunda.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1208","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lakunda.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lakunda.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lakunda.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lakunda.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1208"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.lakunda.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1208\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1225,"href":"https:\/\/www.lakunda.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1208\/revisions\/1225"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lakunda.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1208"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lakunda.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1208"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lakunda.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1208"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}